You think your kid's not listening to you. Ever. Especially when he's three years old. But then this happens:
Mama: "Ollie, it's TIME TO GO! Put your pants on RIGHT NOW!"
Ollie: "Mama, you have to use your nice voice."
Or this:
A car race Mama and Ollie were having was interrupted by a phone call. Mama is talking on the phone making shushing noises at Ollie while he dances around her repeatedly asking when she'll be off the phone, the cars are waiting for you Mama, ready, set, go! Finally, he makes a frustrated growling noise that sounds exactly like Mama when she's frustrated and says, "Mama, how many times do I have to say this!?"
In. Your. Face. Mama.
Mama: "Ollie, it's TIME TO GO! Put your pants on RIGHT NOW!"
Ollie: "Mama, you have to use your nice voice."
Or this:
A car race Mama and Ollie were having was interrupted by a phone call. Mama is talking on the phone making shushing noises at Ollie while he dances around her repeatedly asking when she'll be off the phone, the cars are waiting for you Mama, ready, set, go! Finally, he makes a frustrated growling noise that sounds exactly like Mama when she's frustrated and says, "Mama, how many times do I have to say this!?"
In. Your. Face. Mama.
Totally. Milo had one of his toys order a "medium iced coffee, french vanilla, milk, 2 sugars" the other day. Ummmm......
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